Flathead County Police Blotter

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 03/18/2019 at 13:58 • Filed to: None

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12:02 a.m. A Bigfork man was having problems with his neighbors.

2:57 a.m. A Good Samaritan had picked up a drunk guy at a local bar and was going to give him a ride to a nearby home. However, no one was home and now the man wanted advice on what to do with the drunk man in his car.

6:01 a.m. A man was walking down the side of the highway. When law enforcement stopped to check if he was OK, the man said he was fine, although he was sad that he had missed the bus.

8:04 a.m. A Kila resident said someone stole his wallet.

9:52 a.m. Someone was threatened via text.

10:20 a.m. Someone was in the ditch.

12:54 a.m. A Whitefish man was upset that his new car had already broken down.

1:41 p.m. A Whitefish resident called to report a drunk driver.

1:56 p.m. One Corgi and one German Shepherd were barking in Lakeside.

2:14 p.m. A Whitefish man was sick and tired of people plowing snow into his driveway.

3:12 p.m. A Marion man wanted help taking an old bus to the dump.

4:34 p.m. A man at Whitefish Mountain Resort was upset that security had kicked him off the property because he was trying to build and reside in an igloo.

5:17 p.m. A man was arrested at a Bigfork casino.

5:32 p.m. Dogs were found in Columbia Falls.

7:06 p.m. A Kalispell man was confused when he got a tax bill from the county.

7:30 p.m. A Kalispell man said he smelled marijuana.

ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/18/2019 at 14:33

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Some of these should be sent into Jay Leno's Headlines. 

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/18/2019 at 14:35

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Alright, here’s what happened.

The Bigfork guy is sick of his neighbors and goes out to the bar to drown his sorrows. By 3:00, he’s smashed and has convinced someone to drive him home, but gets there and finds his roommates have gone out with the neighbors and left the house locked up.

The Good Samaritan isn’t feeling so good anymore and leave Bigfork guy on the side of the road.

Bigfork guy finally wakes up and decided to take the bus home, but misses it. Instead, he hitches a ride and ends up in Kila (doesn’t know why), where he finds out his wallet is missing. He’s sure it’s his roommate and bums another ride home to Bigfork. He texts the roommate and says he’d better be moved out when he gets there. Roommate isn’t gone when he arrives after 10. By 10:20, he has killed the ex-roomie and let him in a ditch.

To escape the area, he sees Whitefish man with his car by the side of the road and convinces him he’s from the auto club. He fixes it but steals it, leaving Whitefish man pissed and alone and berating the auto club for poor cotomer sevis.

As Bigfork man makes his reckless getaway, another Whitefish resident reports what he thinks is a drunk driver. The reckless car thief is swerving and throwing up snow as he passes, causing another Whitefish man to complain about people plowing snow into his driveway.

I am still trying to figure out the Corgi and German Shepherd.

Also, I love that igloo. The guy who made it made better use of his day than all the other people on the Blotter.

MM54 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/18/2019 at 18:19

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That’s a nice igloo, he’s even got a tree out front!